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The Review Intelligence Report
Every review your game has ever received — read, weighed, and turned into a ranked fix list with a 90-day order of attack. The diagnosis a consultant would bill a week for, at a price you can decide on without a meeting.
Personally reviewed by the Lead Gameplay Programmer on Lords of the Fallen. Capped at 5 reports per month.
What's inside
Six sections. Zero filler.
Review Landscape
Your score history, tier position, sentiment trend, and how reviews split by playtime, language, and version. The honest picture of where you stand.
The 20 Issues
Every issue extracted from every review, ranked by score damage: frequency × severity × fixability. Each one with representative quotes, affected player profile, and a concrete recommendation.
Competitive Benchmark
The 3 games in your genre beating you on review score — what their players praise, what yours ask for, and where you can realistically leapfrog them.
The 90-Day Fix Order
A sequenced plan: what to fix in week 1, what to batch into the next patch, what to deliberately ignore. Built so every release converts future negatives into positives.
Player Communication Kit
Response templates for your top recurring complaints, in your voice — plus what to put in patch notes so fixed issues actually get re-reviewed.
Walkthrough Call
30 minutes once you’ve read it. We pressure-test the plan against your roadmap and your team’s reality.
If it doesn't teach you anything, it's free
Read the report. If it doesn't surface at least 10 issues you didn't already have written down, reply to the delivery email and I'll refund the full $397. You keep the report either way.
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Tell me which game. I'll do the rest.
How it works
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You get a payment link within 24 hours. 5 slots per month, first paid, first served.
Report in 5 business days
PDF in your inbox, then we book the walkthrough call whenever you’re ready.
Fewer than 50 reviews? The report needs data to earn its price. Run the free audit instead and come back when reviews have accumulated.
Need more than a report? The done-with-you 90-Day Score Rescue Program is open by application. Most games don't need it — the report tells you whether yours does.